Since you all seem so down about the wank and all, and because micawbish was sad that the wank wasn't even over horse-fucking and also, that this would mean a lack of PORN... I wrote some.

Consider this part of Project Mayhem. A missing (porn) scene.

Jared/Jensen: Popsluts on the Bus.

( Dude, this isn't funny, Jen. You gotta. Seriously, you gotta stop now. I'm like, so straight, okay? Or I would be if you'd let me just, you know, if you'd stop trying to suck my dick. )

Yesterday I wrote drabbles to celebrate the turning old(er) of Justin Timberlake, who would probably be totally freaked out by the idea that people might celebrate his birthday by writing about him having sex with various bandmates, his friends, and actors from the CW. He would probably also want you to know that he does not watch Supernatural, he ( Read more... )

Sunfish

Fandom: CWRPS
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating: Porn
Disclaimer: All lies.

Comments: notthequiettype asked me to write a sequelish thing to her AMAZINGLY awesome and cracked out Camp!Fic, Everything Looks Better by Firelight aka How NOT to Spend Your Summer at Sleepaway Camp. If you haven't read that, GO. It's awesome. It's the best thing ever. No, ( Read more... )

Wifey

Fandom: CWRPS
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating: Adultish
Disclaimer: Lies.
Comments: babyofthegroup requested a fic for six months after his ridiculously fabulous, With This Ring, which if you haven't read, go do that.

( Things Jared likes about getting married include, but are not limited to: all the presents, sex whenever he wants it, not having to make up excuses to see Jensen everyday even when he doesn't want sex (which, really, isn't ever, but it's the principle of the thing that counts), and the jealous adoration of thousands of women. )

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Mean Boys: Long Live the Queen
being a High School on Crack AU

Fandom: CWRPS
Rating: Adult
Pairings: Jensen/Chris, Jensen/football players, Jensen/Jared
Warnings: Christ, I don't even know what to say about this fic. It's on crack. I don't think *I* get it, and I wrote it. If you make it all the way through the fic, I will give a prize, because ( Read more... )

So I started out meaning to write Ranma ½-inspired crackfic in which Jensen turns into a girl and Jared turns into a Grizzly bear, but that's not what this is. Instead, Jensen turns into a girl and Jared thinks it's pretty cool, until it isn't. Alas. The crackfic would've gone something like this: "Hey Jared, do you like my new hooker boots? I ( Read more... )

I seem to fixated on blowjobs today. Forgive me.

For emmagrant01: Anderson Cooper/Neil Patrick Harris

( That might have something to do with all the times they exchanged blowjobs, though. )

He's Not Kinky, He's Your Governor, ii
(being the second part of the 'what if they were just normal guys?' AU)

Continued from part one.

( After the whole debacle thing with Jared, where he pretends like nothing happened between them and he somehow, impossibly, chooses not to remember their night of fantastic, mind-blowing sex, Jensen decides that it's maybe time to try out girls for a while. )

I would just like to point out that this is all probably someone else's fault. I am SO not the crazy one.

He's Not Kinky, He's Your Governor
(the 'what if they were just normal guys?' AU)

Featuring: Jensen Ackles as the sluttiest, bitchiest dishwasher ever; Jared Padalecki as an earnest yet emotionally stunted political activist; Michael ( Read more... )